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1-Thou shalt not jump onto the keyboard when thy human is on the modem.
2-Thou shalt not pull the phone cord out of the back of the modem.
3-Thou shalt not unroll all of the toilet paper off the roll.
4-Thou shalt not sit in front of the television or monitor as thou are transparent.
5-Thou shalt not projectile vomit from the top of the refrigerator.
6-Thou shalt not walk in on a dinner party and commence licking thy butt.
7-Thou shalt not lie down with thy butt in thy human's face.
8-Thou shalt not leap from great heights onto thy human's genital region.
9-Fast as thou are, thou cannot run through closed doors.
10-Thou shalt not reset thy human's alarm clock by walking on it.
11-Thou shalt not climb on the garbage can with the hinged lid, as thou wilt fall in and trap thyself.
12-Thou shalt not jump onto the toilet seat just as thy human is sitting down.
13-Thou shalt not jump onto thy sleeping human's bladder at 4a.m.
14-Thou shalt realize that the house is not a prison from which to escape at any opportunity.
15-Thou shalt not trip thy humans even if they are walking too slow.
16-Thou shalt not push open the bathroom door when there are guests in thy house.
17-Thou shalt remember that thou are a carnivore and that houseplants are not meat.
18-Thou shalt show remorse when being scolded. (yeah right)